Much-sued comedian Katt Williams was sued again Thursday, by five men who claim he owes them more than $125,000 for their work on his 2012-13 Live Nation tour.

     Undocumented immigration to the United States is at a 40-year low, according to Border Patrol statistics.
     The only immigration "crisis" our country faces today is that it's an election year, and congressional Republicans find it easier to beat up and lie about helpless and downtrodden people than it is to do their job, and actually try to help our nation.
     In the past five years (fiscal years 2009-13), the Border Patrol has arrested 2.1 million undocumented immigrants, an average of 429,046 a year. The last time the Border Patrol's five-year arrest average was that low was in 1969-73.
     Here are annual Border Patrol arrests, averaged over five-year periods, for the past 35 years. All the numbers come from the Border Patrol. (I know the agency has a new name now, but it still refers to itself as the Border Patrol, in its own documents.)
     2009-13: 429,046
     2004-08: 1,007,818
     1999-2003: 1,281,706
     1994-98: 1,374,895
     1989-93: 1,117,917
     1984-88: 1,244,158
     1979-83: 879,806
     You can see the enormous drop in undocumented immigration in the past five years: just 36 percent of the average of the previous quarter century.
     Yet Border Patrol staffing has more than doubled in less than a decade, from 10,819 in 2004 to 21,391 in 2013. And the 2004 staffing was more than twice its staffing in 1995.
     The last time undocumented immigration has been this low was in the five years from 1969-73, when arrests averaged 396,495 a year.
     So why the national uproar about an immigration "crisis"?
     Well, I've already told you why, but let's look at the Republicans' proposed "solutions."
     Texas Gov. Rick Perry said this week that he's going to send 1,000 National Guardsmen to the Mexican border, to round up them immigrants - and send Washington the bill.
     President Obama, suckered with the rest of the country into believing that there's an immigration crisis, asked Congress for $3.7 billion to speed up deportations.
     And Congress, sensitive as always to its own vile urges, refused: preferring to keep the phony crisis in the news rather than to help suffering people, or admit the truth.
     Look, there is a humanitarian crisis in the Lower Rio Grande Valley, the closest U.S. port of entry to Central America.
     The crisis is that tens of thousands of traumatized children are coming to the United States, some with their mothers, some all alone, because of murderous violence from drug gangs and their own governments in Central America.
     Suffering children are always news.
     Suffering children need help.
     It does not help suffering children to turn them into political ping-pong balls, to stir up hatred against them with calculated lies, to accuse them of bringing "diseases" into the United States, or of trying to "take our jobs," though child labor is illegal here.
     Honduras, the murder capital of the world, averages 82 homicides a year per 100,000 people: that's 6,600 murders a year, in a country of 8 million.
     El Salvador, the world's second most-murderous country, averages 66 homicides per 100,000, according to United Nations figures.
     To put this in perspective, the murder rate in South Sudan is 13.9 per 100,000.
     In the United States, the average is 4.8.
     Speeding up deportations of these children, which President Obama has proposed as a "solution" to this catastrophe, will not relieve suffering.
     Gov. Perry's insane bluster will not help.
     These children do not resist arrest. Tracking them down and arresting them is not our problem. Figuring out what to do with them is our problem. The Texas National Guard can't help us with that.
     Some day, if political honesty becomes legal again in the United States, today's brouhaha over a nonexistent immigration crisis will be seen as what it is: a national disgrace. A vile, pathetic, brutal, dishonest response to the suffering of thousands of children.
     (CNS news editor Robert Kahn is the author of "Other People's Blood: U.S. Immigration Prisons in the Reagan Decade.")

     The disgruntled former owner of the Orlando Predators, an arena football team, redirected the team's website to the Florida Sexual Offenders and Predators website when his team was kicked out of the league, the football league claims in court. 

     Longtime Dallas County Commissioner John Wiley Price was arrested Friday, accused of taking bribes for supporting bids on lucrative county contracts, in one of the highest-profile government corruption investigations in Dallas history. 

     A former Guantanamo detainee cannot use WikiLeaks cables to sue the United States for pulling the strings behind his subsequent prosecution in Libya because revolutionaries have already broken him out of a maximum-security prison in Tripoli, a federal judge ruled Wednesday. 

     Philadelphia Police unconstitutionally arrest and maliciously prosecute people for filming officers making arrests, though the Police Department acknowledges that the activity is legal, an arrested student claims in Federal Court.  


     Two drunken Jersey City police detectives and the mayor's son beat a man so badly he suffers from seizures, developed a brain tumor and lost his job, the man claims in court. 

     A government watchdog claims that the Illinois High School Association, which oversees the state's high school sports, is a public entity, and so must respond to FOIA requests for its contracts with Nike, Gatorade, and Country Financial. 

     A Sacramento attorney claims in court that he was defamed in a Yelp review of his law office posted by someone he never saw or did business with. 

     The CEO of a Florida-based stock transfer agency admitted he stole more than $3.3 million from investors, using "aggressive boiler room tactics" and fake investment firms that issued sham securities that were "not worth the paper they were printed on," the SEC said in court. 

      Courthouse News has removed from its website a July 16, 2014, article that reported on a class action over car insurance policies in Cook County, Ill.

     Model Natalie White claims that renowned rock and roll photographer Peter Beard breached an agreement to give her giant Polaroid shots of several supermodels. 

     A Texas man falsely convicted of rape will be exonerated Friday due to prosecutors conducting DNA testing even though the man did not publicly proclaim his innocence or ask for the DNA testing himself, the Dallas County district attorney said.

     The former head of BizJet, a Tulsa-based aircraft maintenance company, pleaded guilty Thursday to bribing government officials in Mexico and Panama for contracts, federal prosecutors said.

     Morgan Stanley will pay $275 million to settle an SEC complaint of misleading investors in two securitizations of residential mortgage-backed securities that it sponsored, underwrote and issued. 

     A Louisiana attorney was sentenced Thursday to five years in federal prison for taking $1 million of clients' money for himself and his business.

     Despite finding the practice unsafe in 1977, the Food and Drug Administration cannot be forced into a process to withdraw approval of feeding cattle low levels of antibiotics, the 2nd Circuit ruled in a split decision. 

     An Oklahoma county court clerk should be removed from office for financial mismanagement and neglect of duties, a state grand jury said Thursday. 

     Cablevision should not have been let off the hook for firing their "only African-American operations manager" before a federal jury heard his discrimination claims, the 2nd Circuit ruled on Friday. 

     A federal judge ruled that foreign companies handing out promotional material for trademark infringing products may not merit money damages. 

     A small California high school need not rebuild its 42-year-old bleachers to accommodate football fans in wheelchairs, the 9th Circuit ruled Friday. 

     A power company may intervene in an environmentalist suit against the EPA, which seeks to impose emission-control technology at the largest coal-fired power plant in Minnesota, the 8th Circuit ruled. 

     A federal judge has preliminarily approved a $1.4 million settlement reached between Delta Airlines Inc. and workers who say they were cheated out of wages. 

     Parents of a woman killed in a car crash allegedly caused by a defective General Motors ignition switch can press their claims against the automotive giant, a federal judge ruled. 

     A lawsuit alleging sales tax on Papa John's delivery fees is illegal will move forward, a federal judge ruled. 

     A Nebraska man who was wrongfully convicted of murder may not have received enough compensation, the state's highest court ruled. 

     The sellers of homes do not have to disclose "psychological stigmas," such as murders, to prospective buyers, the Pennsylvania Supreme Court ruled. 

     The Food Safety and Inspection Service plans to require businesses that grind raw beef to keep source records. 

     Citing the local nature of the event in question, the 5th Circuit affirmed that a state court should sort out claims involving the outcome of oil, gas and mineral leases with Denbury Offshore and others. 

     A federal judge refused to dismiss claims between the Joseph Saveri Law Firm and Michael Criden PA concerning a $54.5 million fee award from titanium dioxide antitrust litigation. 

     Former state prosecutor Dawn Huntley claims the Providence Journal and its corporate parent A.H. Belo defamed her, in Superior Court. 

     The so-called "Madoff 5" can't wriggle out of their convictions for helping Bernard Madoff run the nation's largest Ponzi scheme, the federal judge who oversaw their trial ruled.


     Finding that a health care conglomerate's pension plans are not a "church plan," a federal judge refused to exempt them from ERISA requirements. 

     After SLS lost roughly $250 million in investor funds, the company's court-appointed liquidator blames majority owner and adviser CRT for playing "a pivotal role in a major international fraud."


     CalPacific Equity Group, Daniel R. Baker and Demosthenes Dritsas defrauded investors with a so-called "first down laser technology" they claimed they would sell to the NFL, the SEC claims in Federal Court. 


     Accused of misrepresenting the ability of its ACT mouthwash to "rebuild tooth enamel," Chattem Inc. need not face warranty claims, a federal judge ruled. 

     Nautilus Insurance Co. sued Gawker Media in Federal Court, claiming it has no obligation to indemnify or defend Gawker in an invasion of privacy lawsuit filed by Hulk Hogan (Terry Bollea).

     Tennessee is illegally denying health coverage to tens of thousands of people who are eligible for its federally funded Medicaid program, TennCare, a class action claims in Federal Court.  


     Robert Selfors and Tyler Justin Sheets ran American Kitchens Corp. as an advance-fee scam, after running their previous business, Kitchen Carolina, into the ground in the same way, the North Carolina attorney general claims in Wake County Court. 

     Southern Trust Metals, Loreley Overseas Corp. and Robert Escobio, all of Coral Gables, Fla., took $3.5 million in illegal, off-exchange commodities and futures investments, the SEC claims in Federal Court. 

     100Reporters LLC sued the Department of Justice for records of the monitoring of Siemens Corp. for violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, in Federal Court. 


     A Massage Envy masseur sodomized a client during a massage, she claims in St. Louis County Court.