The holiday season is upon us again and you know what that means

**Dr. Who whiskey set .  Get drunk and go back in time in your mind with a Dr. Who whiskey dispenser set. The set comes in a Tardis containing character shot glasses and a decanter. Is it bigger on the inside? Probably not.

**Cheech and Chong Space Chews .  Check out of everyday life with these “delicious gummies.” This is “for those who want a full-strength experience, without the hassle of a doctor’s visit.” You may want that visit after the experience.

Clever Fox end of life planner . This is the perfect gift for the loved one, the rich relative you hope thinks of you, or the person who already has the whiskey set and space chews. If you know someone who is obsessively organized and at least mildly depressed, they will welcome this gift. Planners come in a variety of cheerful colors including midnight blue, dark terracotta and gray. Well, maybe not that cheerful.

Sheep Serenity quilted tote bag . Know someone who has trouble staying awake? Help them stop counting sheep with this creepy carrier featuring eight sheep constantly staring. It’s the stuff of nightmares and paranoia. Switch to your NPR tote bag if you need to get back to sleep.

Samurai black cat holding a beer and riding a dinosaur shirt with fire and mountains in the background . Yet another option for that special someone who already has whiskey and space chews. The material is “imitation linen.” I choose to believe it’s made out of raptor hide.

The Sole of All Human Knowledge socks . Support Wikipedia by buying socks that will confuse anyone looking at them. Not only do they warm your feet but you can also use them for an eye exam.

“Funky Cat Quilted Laundry Basket Fabric Clothes Basket Storage Gift for Loved Ones." Yet another nightmare to keep anyone awake. Who needs coffee when you have a monster cat staring at you? The baskets come in small, medium and large sizes to fit your emotional state.

A John Quincy Adams Art Print . You may not know much about our sixth president and you now may realize it’s because he’s a dark figure lurking between curtains. The print, according to the illustrations on the site selling it, is suitable for posting on an empty white wall behind an empty white couch. Life is bleak and we are insignificant.

An Ethel Merman is my spirit animal baseball jersey . This is essential apparel for the theater enthusiast or baseball fan in your life. You can belt a homer or belt a song while wearing one of these. Even better — you can do both at the same time. Merman baby onesies are also available for toddlers who want to honor an American icon.

A Samuel Alito and Clarence Thomas voodoo doll . Finally, a way to stop the Supreme Court from dismantling decades of legal rulings. According to the seller, “if you’re tired of unethical behavior by Justices Alito and Thomas, get your starter pack of pins and start poking these likenesses away.”

Tinned fish tongs . The perfect gift for the person who has trouble getting things out of cans. “These delicate tongs were born to pluck fish from a tin.” Those fishies aren’t going to jump out of the can by themselves.

A Martha Stewart prayer candle . Finally, a deity we can all agree on.

Happy holidays!