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I'd like to say a word on behalf of male prostitutes.

This caused an outcry.

There's no need to worry about whether it's worse having Ted Cruz carpet-bomb Middle Eastern countries or Donald Trump throw immigrants out of the country when you can obsess over something else. Gestapo Republicans?

What about the Zodiac killer's feelings?

Apparently some people actually believe Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer, a California serial killer in the late 1960s and early 1970s.

More sexism. No one speaks on behalf of men who get into trouble at parties with alcohol.

According to one news story: "The Democratic National Committee blasted Kasich for 'blaming victims of sexual and domestic violence,' and noted, 'It is no wonder women are turning away from the Republican field in huge numbers.'"

When thinking about this election, women clearly need as much alcohol as men.

Polling. The "Ted Cruz/Zodiac Killer" thing, by the way, may be the answer to why polls are so unreliable — it's so tempting for some of us to respond to a silly question with the silliest possible answer.

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