You Can Use My French Toast
My French toast has a smiley face. Feel free to use its photo. I won’t sue you, and that’s more than Stockfood America can say.
Read moreMy French toast has a smiley face. Feel free to use its photo. I won’t sue you, and that’s more than Stockfood America can say.
Read moreThe only way to make taxes fair is to get rid of taxes. The rich are very creative.
Read morePregnant women are perfectly capable of doing all kinds of stuff — work, pose for Instagram, make objections. So why is the condition delaying trial for Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes?
Read moreStop your scrolling and check out this recent Kansas Supreme Court ruling that goes into some detail on the issue of whether to discipline a foul-mouthed judge.
Read moreI don’t mean Satanism specifically — I mean hypothetical Satanism. If someone we don’t like comes out against something, we need to embrace that something.
Read moreWith Arizona perhaps starting a trend of allowing hybrid law/non-lawyer firms, the benefits of clever, client-attracting firm names become even more obvious. I have a few suggestions.
Read moreThe sin ascribed to a defendant in Gamestop litigation is that he convinced thousands of investors online to, in effect, pool resources to drive up GameStop stock while not disclosing that he’s a licensed broker. This is as opposed to hedge funds, run by licensed professionals, that pool resources (in a fund) to do what they want to do while not disclosing anything.
Read moreWould conservatives still be strict constructionists if we could see what those Founding guys were Instagramming? I don’t think so.
Read moreIf the GameStop frenzy has shown us anything, it’s that the stock market is just a big casino/computer game.
Read moreThank you, Facebook, for these “cautionary tales” featuring how-to-get-away-with-murder advice and insurrectionist cosplay.
Read moreWhat I’m about to propose could put issues to rest and stop people from yelling at each other and storming capitals.
Read moreRemember the good old days when insane arguments in court weren’t being made on behalf of politicians? Youtube offers some reminders.
Read moreOur columnist makes a case for the captcha class action no one saw coming, generic charities and reining in a bar examination task force.
Read moreNew York law now requires judges to give some justification for their recusal requests. Try these on for size.
Read moreSince a serious article debunking conspiracy theories is unlikely to reach the target audience of conspiracy theorists, maybe it’s time for a new approach.
Read moreA piece that pushed for Trump’s election lawyers to be disbarred got this columnist thinking: Who would hire Rudy Giuliani or Sidney Powell going forward?
Read moreYou might think that judges would know a thing or two about resolving disputes amicably and avoiding litigation. You would, of course, be wrong about that.
Read moreHow do you run a democracy if you think you know what you’re voting for but what you know may be completely wrong?
Read moreTaking a page out of the National Enquirer’s catch-and-kill playbook, the domain name taylorswift.sucks brings up no results. The trick now is in trademarking it.
Read moreIf you’re serious about change in this country, spend a couple of months in the Peach State. It’s a small sacrifice that could save the planet.
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